

"FEATURE": Dan LeRoy, the head of the Writing and Publishing department, was given the honor of being called the most peaceful teacher at Lincoln Park.
April 1, 2021
Beginning this year, Lincoln Park will award teachers that exhibit tranquility, harmony and overall create a seemingly safe environment for students. It’s no doubt that Dan LeRoy, the head of the Writing and Publishing department, was the first and only pick, and I had a chance to interview him to learn more about his peaceful teaching tactics.
I know we just met, but, already, you’re pissing me off.
And I can’t wait to burn you up and leave your ashes! Cremation: what’s the tea?
I dunno. I don’t care.
It’s just one trial in the bigger, never-ending trial of life. [It’s all,] “I got trauma.” I gotta tell you, that’s not interesting to the general public. Evolve or die.
Woah, woah, woah! Hold on there, Tex. It’s simple: I was a teenage Gary, and I’ve mastered serial killing. [I was] ready to take on my next challenge: anthropology. But let me clarify one thing about the rumors of my past: I’M NOT A FURRY.
Go to Europe. Vape at a ‘futbol’ game. Besides, we don’t want to introduce kids to blood, guts, and dismemberment. Maybe we do, and that’s a mistake [not to do that].
Well, thinking hard is good… I think.
Shoot me at the end of the block, please.
I’ve been hearing random screams all day. I’m fine with it.
Ah, Mr. Geagan, you’re indicting the whole teaching profession. I love it!
Yeah. You will see that he’s a miserable lookin’ bastard.
I make the observation that he’s a FREAKIN’ WEIRDO.
You guys and your chipmunk lore. It makes me feel like a lot of things make me feel: nothing.
[Grant] will get a treat if I don’t boot him across the roof. Anyways… I love animals.
Oh, hells bells! Son of a b*tch! I don’t have time to cringe [’cause] there’s enough crying that goes on around here. We don’t need an assembly for that. If you start crying, get the hell out.
[He pauses and looks wistfully out the window.]
HUHUUHUHUHUHUHUH i’m TrAsH.
I’m doing a public service here. Nobody knows that, but that’s what I’ll tell the authorities.
You come for the education. You stay to get offended.
If Dr. Seuss’s wife was here, I’d tell her the same stuff I’m telling you: we’re all dirt, but some of us are just dead.
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Ahh, the tranquility…I felt at peace just reading these responses.