TOP 10 FOODS TO NOT EAT WHILE READING

BOOKING IT WITH EMMA

November 7, 2022

Do you ever want a snack while reading? I know I do! Let’s be honest: we don’t want to get the pages all dirty and greasy now, do we? Here are the top 10 foods I personally wouldn’t eat while reading.

 

  1. Cheetos: I feel like this is pretty self explanatory considering the pages will get all orange and gross.
  2. Carrots and Ranch: What if the ranch drips on the pages? You’re screwed, and the pages will get soggy and gross.
  3. Powdered Donuts: The powder gets sticky, and then your fingers will be sticking to the pages. It’ll just get all gross.
  4. Buttered Popcorn: It’s butter! It’s going to get the pages all greasy, so you’ll have grease spots all over your pages.
  5. FunDip: I also feel like this one is self explanatory considering it’s super messy and will get all over your books.
  6. Cotton Candy: What if it melts on your book? What’re you going to do then?
  7. Chips in general: They are also greasy. I mean, come on. Your pages are going to get greasy yet again.
  8. Cereal with milk: What happens when you drip milk on the book pages? They’re gonna be all soggy.
  9. Lollipops: If you drop your lollipop on your book, it’ll stick to it and make the pages stick together and potentially rip.
  10. Cheese Fries: The cheese will drip on your pages. That’s a no bueno.

 

Maybe snacking during reading isn’t the best thing to do at all. Almost all food is gonna make the book pages gross and messy. If you find a snack that doesn’t do this, let me know in the comments below!

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Emma Giammanco is a 17-year-old senior staff member. She writes book reviews and hopes you enjoy her column! When she isn't writing for The SIREN, she's either working, playing video games, or reading to pass her time.

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