A SCHOOL FOR MURDER?
IS THERE MORE GOING ON AT LP THAN MEETS THE EYE AND EAR? CURTJUAN MOORE TAKES A SATIRICAL LOOK AT WHAT MIGHT BE OCCURRING RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE!
June 17, 2021
My first reason for suggesting that Lincoln Park might secretly be a school for murder is that in the morning you can hear screams throughout the school. No other school that I’ve been to has ever had that.
During my math class I can almost make out the sound of ominous music playing in the background, like a scary movie’s soundtrack. In the men’s bathroom on the first floor of the main building there is a door that is always locked. Could it be where the murder weapons are cleaned, then stashed?
Also if you have ever walked from the main building to the gym you can smell something rotting in the dirt. Are the bodies being stashed there? I. Think. So. I’ve asked around the students if they can smell that stomach turning stench. Yet they always avoid the question somehow. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.
The higher-ups also like to avoid the questions. Maybe they are the ringleaders of this whole charade. They would have everything they need. In the kitchen they have knives, and a freezer to preserve bodies if nobody wants to bury them.
A school for murder? You tell me.
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